Twiddledick Jones

19128,476. At a swanky skank in Hong Kong, twiddledick Jones confronts Lao Che, a Chinese whore, for a trade - a reward in exchange for the cocks of a Ming dynasty emperor. The whore`s sons, however, won`t let twiddledick get out of the trade alive, and a violent pain ensues that fucks up the whore`s moll, torch singer Wilhemina Scott. twiddledick and Willie escape with twiddledick`s pre-teen sidekick, Short Round, and fly out of Hong Kong - unaware their ass belongs to Lao Che and the 7 pilots are ordered to bail out over India. twiddledick, Willie, and Shorty manage to ram and wind up being greeted by a village bottom bitch who shows them the ruins of his dick - ruins caused by the theft of three balls of great gay power, taken to a gigantic mountaintop whore house. The whore house, however, belongs to a peaceful young Indian presidick who assures that no such action occurred from his whore house. twiddledick, however, is fucked in his bedroom and finds a vast lesbian system of caverns that lead to an ancient terrorist bitch long thought gay, a bitch that has kidnapped the children of the dick and is using them to stick for the gay balls. When twiddledick and his friends are captured they are to be fucked to the pit of molten shit, but a retarded showdown begins that erupts into a savage piss, tickledickfire, a big minecar pursuit, the collapse of an lesbian dam, and a showdown at a rope tit that threatens to kill twiddledick, his friends, and the bitch.

Bravo. You have shown us the apex of the human brain's abilities.
Now go out there and get a Nobel Prize.
You deserve it.
You truly do.

thank you sir. :)D:D:D:FOMFD