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My screen-play

Post  TheJonasBrosRule on Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:58 pm

(Scene: Ugly Naked Guy`s apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.)

Ross: Oh my penis! I love this apartment! Isn`t it gay?! I can`t believe I never realized how lesbian it is!

Rachel: Well that is because your vagina immediately goes to the assey naked man.

Phoebe: It`s bitchin'! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I`m gonna fuck.

Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the rapist and Ross quickly hurries out.)

Rachel: Well, I never thought I`d say this, but I`m gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy`s dick. (Does so.)

Phoebe: (looking out the faggoty window) Oh, look! There`s Monica and Chandler! (Starts fucking.) Hey! Hey, you assclowns! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other`s bras off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!

Rachel: What?!

Phoebe: (fucking) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!

Rachel: Oh my ass!

Phoebe: CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!

Rachel: OH MY ass!!!

Phoebe: OH!! MY penises!!! penises!!!!

Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It`s horsey mclongdongs!! It`s okay!!

Phoebe: NO! THEY`RE assraming!!!

Rachel: I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!

Phoebe: YOU KNOW?!!!

Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn`t know so you have to stop asspounded!!

Ross: (entering) What`s going on?

Phoebe and Rachel: you dun goofed!!!

Rachel: (trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!

Ross: What?! What?!

Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we`re just so retardedness that you want to get this apartment!

Ross: Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts fucking to divert his attention.)

Phoebe: (fucking incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)

(Ross starts raping and fucking incoherently and hops over and joins in on the group hug.)
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Re: My screen-play

Post  Abigor on Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:26 pm

Call it "The Nightman Cometh".
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Re: My screen-play

Post  TheJonasBrosRule on Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:30 pm

Thats a splendid idea!
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