little retarded conversation I had to pass the time.

Was stuck at home today, so I decided to poke a little fun with some girl who hates me on MSN.

Goose says:
BACK OFF, I'LL TAKE YOU ON.
HEADSTRONG, CAN TAKE ON ANYONE
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE WRROONNNGGG
AND THIS
IS
NOT
...WHERE YOU BEELLLOOONNNNNGGGG
Megabn says:
k
Goose says:
wow, so polite about it!
most people are all "FUCK U MAN"
or..."lol trapt sucks and ur gay"
Megabn says:
mkaaay
Goose says:
GEEZ!
SO KIND!
you're much unlike many of the other people i've dealt with!
Megabn says:
Urmmm okay ?
Goose says:
GODDAMN
STOP BEING SO FUCKING NICE
LIKE SHEEESSSHHH
YOU'RE BEING SO KIND AND NEUTRAL
IT'S PISSING ME OFF HOW NICE YOU ARE FUCK
Megabn says:
I dont really understand what's going on.
Goose says:
LIKE, I'M LITERALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF AT HOW MUCH YOU'RE MAKING ME SMILE RIGHT NOW.
Megabn says:
right
Goose says:
<--- just look at my picture.
that was me before i started talking to you.
look at how angry and displeased i am.
or...well...WAS...HE HE HE HE
Megabn says:
Seriously not understand wtf is going on
Goose says:
understanding* you mean?
Megabn says:
yes
Goose says:

Megabn says:

Goose says:
QUIT FUCKING COPYING GODDAMNIT.
Megabn says:
QUIT FUCKING COPYING GODDAMNIT.
Goose says:
GAAAAAAAHHHH YOU FUCKIN-
no.
I'm not gonna go there.
I just got out of anger management for this.
i'm gonna be the bigger man and just walk away.
and just play it cool.
Megabn says:
i'm gonna be the bigger man and just walk away.
and just play it cool.
Goose says:
GODDAMNIT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE YOU FUCKING BITCH I HATE YOOOOUUU
WAIT...
Megabn says:
i'm gonna be the bigger man and just walk away.

SO YOU ARE A GUY.
I KNEW IT.
Megabn says:
GODDAMNIT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE YOU FUCKING BITCH I HATE YOOOOUUU

Goose says:
HEY DON'T GET MAD JUST BECAUSE I FOUND OUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY A 47 YEAR OLD GUY POSING AS A GIRL.
Megabn says:
Mate.
I cba with copying you anymore
but seriously?
You think i'm a dude?
Goose says:
SO, HOW ABOUT THEM MUMMFORD AND SONS!
Megabn says:
ooooh i like them
AND DUUDE
I'M OFFENDED YOU THINK I'M A BLOKE
Do you ever see a dude with a body like mine? pshhh
Goose says:
yes when they go on google images and find pictures of teenagers girls to pose with.
or when they get surgery done.
Megabn says:
.
Goose says:
teenage*
...JUST SAYIN'.
Megabn says:
You can lmc
Goose says:
what?
what is with you and naming like...Credit Card agencies or News station names or car model names and shit?
cba?
lmc?
do you work there or something?
Megabn says:
-.-
no you arse hole.
Goose says:
i heard only fake British people use the word "arse".
same with fake Jamaicans and "mon".
Megabn says:
Okay then
So i'm a duude who isn't really english?
Wow i'm learning so mch about myself!
Goose says:
about time!
Megabn says:

SO, HOW ABOUT THEM MUMMFORD AND SONS!

So Now I Know What The Conversation Would Of Been Like If I Answered That Message At 12:55 AM.

TheJonasBrosRule wrote:So Now I Know What The Conversation Would Of Been Like If I Answered That Message At 12:55 AM.

that implies i'm predictable. trust me, you never know what i have in store for you.

Oh No It Doesn't. You're Easily The Most Unpredictable Person I've Ever Met.