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Drunken adventures!

Post  Thiah on Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:41 pm

So, I figured I'd make a thread so we can share our drunk stories. Okay, so last night I went to Ladies 80s at The Green Room (bar), and it was 25 cent drinks yet I managed to blow through thirty dollars and come home with half a ten dollar bill. I had to babysit my friend Jeremy who likes to creep on girls all the time. He told a girl "you're so skinny, can I touch?". He also managed to get himself kicked out of the bar too which is a normal thing for him. At some point I left the Green Room and went to Cinnabar. I don't remember if I drank anything there but for some reason I got pissed off at my friend Martin. I stormed off and got lost in the cold streets of Flagstaff. I fell a lot and thought people were trying to kidnap me. Oh, I also got into an argument with a gas station clerk and had to run from the police. THE END
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Post  TheJonasBrosRule on Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:52 pm

One Time I was Drunk. Then I Wasn't. Ouch. Damn I Love Being An Asshole. Hail Satan!
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Post  Nateflakes on Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:57 am

I'm fucking tanked right now Smile
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Post  HeIsEvenMorePunkThanMe on Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:02 am

I don't got any real good drunk stories so I'll give you a stoner story. So one day I nearly took care of a quarter on my own, and I was with friends. We were all suffering from the munchies so we went to Wendy's where we ordered 4 number 4's, for the three of us. In the middle of ordering I start to freak out, saying that we were in bat country (Fear and Loathing quotes are normal between us when we are freaked out) and that we had to leave quickly. When we drove up we had to wait like..6 minutes before our food came out. I grabbed the food and said, "Hey this isn't Taco Bell..YOU LIED TO ME." I screamed before we drove off with the food without paying. Man was that a good meal.
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Post  TheJonasBrosRule on Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:00 am

Rofl, Omg Dude
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Post  Xevliblitzkrieg on Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:52 pm

This one time, Uhm. I got drunk and high- Crossed Buzzes? And convinced everyone in the room I was good friends with Jack Skeleton from the Nightmare Before Christmas. Annnd theeennn, I told them that I was going to spend the night; And they said, NOPE. Kicked me and my Cousin out. We then walked home, And I about died three times almost falling into a Car. Was nice.
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Post  IndecentExposure on Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:27 pm

There was once an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
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Post  TheJonasBrosRule on Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:24 am

You Just Raped My Soul.
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Post  Thiah on Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:35 pm

My university and fraternity has turned me into a semi-alcoholic. WWWWHHHHHHHHHHyyyyy
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Post  Thiah on Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:50 pm

Belvedere is the devil.
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