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Post  IndecentExposure on Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:21 pm

for srs.
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Post  TheJonasBrosRule on Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:16 pm

Put Your Penis In A Pencil Sharpener.
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Post  IndecentExposure on Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:30 pm

Won't fit.
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Post  TheJonasBrosRule on Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:58 pm

Somehow I Doubt That. But Buy A Bigger Sharpener.
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Post  IndecentExposure on Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:09 pm

That'll just turn me on.
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Post  Lithy on Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:11 pm

wear mittens.


with SPIKES glued to them.
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Post  TheJonasBrosRule on Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:31 pm

Get A Girlfriend With A Big Space Between Her Teeth. Put Your Dick Between it And Turn Her Head Really Fast. Wahla.
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Post  IndecentExposure on Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:51 pm

I could just punch my girlfriend in the teeth.
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Post  TheJonasBrosRule on Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:04 pm

Thats Illegal.
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Post  IndecentExposure on Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:58 am

Not if her teeth are so far down her throat that she can't speak.
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Post  TheJonasBrosRule on Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:29 pm

That Still Strikes Me As Illegal.
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Post  Abigor on Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:59 pm

Put a glass stick in your penis hole, smash it a bit with an hammer, without it breaking and get an erection. IT'LL STOP YOUR LUST.
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Post  TheJonasBrosRule on Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:24 pm

That SHOULD be Illegal.
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Post  The Goose on Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:01 pm

Abigor wrote:Put a glass stick in your penis hole, smash it a bit with an hammer, without it breaking and get an erection. IT'LL STOP YOUR LUST.

you mean like the Chinese do?
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Post  Abigor on Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:36 am

But they don't do it.
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Post  The Goose on Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:36 am

Abigor wrote:But they don't do it.

i'm pretty sure that's a Chinese torture method.
can't remember which country is actually infamous for it exactly, but i was told about it once. sounds painful and messy...
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